I am trying to document how out of control the Bay to Breakers was this year. Drunks everywhere, people urinating on peoples front stairs, both females and males, and basically a very ugly event. If you have complaints please email me so I can convey our displeasure with the events sponsor and city officials. Thank you.
Captain Teri Barrett, Park Police Station, from Sfist on Bay to Breakers. Emphasis mine.
Aside from the actual runners, Bay to Breakers is just an excuse for boring people to dress up like morons and get drunk in public so they can pretend, at least in their own minds, that they’re interesting people. They’re not interesting people, they’re dullards. They should all be rounded up.
A commenter on the same post. Heh, “dullards.”
Much of the problem at Sunday’s 97th running of the crosstown race was blamed on the early-20s crowd, which has been growing in recent years.
Oh the YOUNG PEOPLE! From the Chrone — I mean Chron.
All I know is that I had a good time.

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